She’s captured their imagination like a bright piece of construction paper… — Principal Skinner, in regards to Lisa Simpson

ohshititzminahhh:

Can we please talk about this?

good lord

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People do not change over time. The elderly are, in reality, aged tikes. Conversely, the young are juvenile codgers. Granted, we might develop some skills, achieve some profound insights over a lifetime, but by and large who you are at eighty-five years old is who you were at five. One is either born intelligent or not. The body ages, grows, passes through near-lunatic phases of reproductive frenzy, but you are born and die essentially the same person.

That… that is the proof of your deathless soul.

— Chuck Palahniuk, Doomed

reapercollection:

vilains 80s style by Rocky Davies

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haleycue:

pandamiglio:

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

Dying

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