People do not change over time. The elderly are, in reality, aged tikes. Conversely, the young are juvenile codgers. Granted, we might develop some skills, achieve some profound insights over a lifetime, but by and large who you are at eighty-five years old is who you were at five. One is either born intelligent or not. The body ages, grows, passes through near-lunatic phases of reproductive frenzy, but you are born and die essentially the same person.

That… that is the proof of your deathless soul.

— Chuck Palahniuk, Doomed

reapercollection:

vilains 80s style by Rocky Davies

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haleycue:

pandamiglio:

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

Dying

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onthesideoftheotters:

hadlow-brown:

spikespiegell:

spikespiegell:

where is that video of a guy playing the shire theme on a flute to an ostrich who starts dancing seductively. that video made me laugh so hard i nearly threw up and i need it

i found it

i have never been that excited to see a video after reading a description of it

i need everyone to know that that description is completely accurate

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thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

image

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Parents get Harry Potter trivia very, very wrong (x)

THE LOOK IN THE POOR KIDS FACE IN THE LAST GIF

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